I was sitting at the kitchen counter this morning, drinking my coffee, and doing my daily networking and social media routine when I heard the TV blast The Cat in The Hat theme song. It got a bit annoying…I really don’t care that he knows a lot about that, stating it once is more than enough, thankyouverymuch! Besides, I know way more about that, so shush!
This got me wondering, why do the tv network people allow for such annoying show tunes songs? They are not catchy, they are blatantly annoying. Yes, maybe kids like the song but moms are the ones with the remote power.
So I ventured into my TV to find all the TV show songs that annoy me to the extreme.
6 Most Annoying Kids TV Show Tunes
Dora the Explorer
Every single one of their songs is annoying. But the one that makes me want to pull my hair out while running around in circles is the map song. After 3 times, I guess we all know that you are the darn map! STOP IT!!
Barney is not allowed at all in my house. Barney is even worse than Dora, Dora I can deal with (by a hair of a bald frog) but Barney…Barney is a whole other story. Don’t you think it is odd that a purple dinosaur hangs around kids? It is a bit disturbing.
PS: Barney, I do not love you.
Wow Wow Wubbzy!
To much wow, wow for me…The song starts Ok but it looses me when it starts going “Wow, Wow Wubbzy! Wubbzy, Wubbzy, Wow, Wow” for about a minute…I now have the song stuck in my head. Thankfully my boys are not big Wow, Wow Wubbzy fans, phew!
Max & Ruby
Just as bad as Wow, Wow Wubbzy. I am sure kids can remember that their name are Max and Ruby, no need to reminds us every nanosecond what their names are! And it is not like Ruby doesn’t repeat Max’s name over and over and over again during the show. Geez!
I think I used to read the books long, long time ago….but books didn’t have a theme song! It is just annoying and the intro is just as bad…plus it has a reggae beat and I can’t really stand reggae.
Yo Gabba Gabba
I can’t stand their songs…or more like I can stand the show altogether. The songs just don’t do it for me (and yeah, it is not geard towards me) but seriously, the Party in My Tummy song is just wrong and disturbing! And don’t even get me started on the opening song! Oh, you are awesome! And you are amazing! While you are beyawesome (beyond awesome, from Bolt)! While you little green guy, well you are just the green one, so whatever!
Along the way, as my boys grow up, I might come up with new annoying songs that will drive me insane to the point where I’ll simply flee my house…for a minute, and then I’ll have to get a margarita.
I want to apologize for getting all these amazing songs stuck into your head! Hey, it could we worse! Imagine waking up around midnight while your brain can’t stop singing the Hanna Montana theme song…that has nightmare written all over it! Oh wait…I’ve been there! Not fun!
Did I miss any annoying theme songs? Which annoy you the most?