Early thismorning both my boys decided it’d be fun to go through mommy’s stuff in her bathroom. And these were our little conversations:
A: What is this?
A: (with tampon in hand) This.
M: Oh, that is something you will never have to use so do not worry.”
Not even 5 minutes later:
A: (a different tampon in hand) Mom, what is this?
M: It is a tampon honey.
After I was done with my shower and J was downstair with daddy (this was a conversation with a calm tone, really casual):
M: What happened?
A: I bonked! (showing me his hand)
M: You hit your hand?
A: My hand! I bonked it with this. (pointing at a belt in the bathroom) You see?”
This boy cracks me up!!
On our early walk:
M: A., lets go.
A: I stay
M: No, it is time to go home.
A: (Arms folded on his chest) Nop. I stay. No home!”